What is your favourite line from a TV or movie?

[RosieLemonade]

This is one of my favourites. I love Mad Men and thought this summed up Don.

"No-one wants their bank manager to know that they tickle arse!"

"Good morning, that's a nice tnetennba!"

"We could try that: 'I buy Zappy Nappies for my kids' shit.' I've got it: 'Weighs less than a bun, holds more than a ton.'"

"We have to chew everything 72 times, Keith!"
"I want to see the zoo, she said, I want to see the zoo!" [sung]

Just about everything from Still Game:
Winston to the turkey: "Like it or not, you taste smashing!"
Tam's adapted card: "Congratulations on passing your driving Christmas!"

Richie: "What about pin the tail on the donkey?"
Eddie: "We haven't got a donkey."
Richie: "Well er, pin the tail on the chicken."
Eddie: "We haven't got a tail."
Richie: "Well pin the sausage on the chicken."
Eddie : "We haven't got a chicken."
Richie: "Well pin the sausage on the fridge."
Eddie: "Or a pin."
Richie: "Sellotape a sausage to the fridge."
Eddie: "We haven't got a sausage."
Richie: "Put a bit of Sellotape on the fridge!"
Eddie: "Not much of game, is it?"

'Imagine the mess when she got a cold' queenie from blackadder delighting I'm chopping off someone's nose.

Ploppy son of ploppy, it is from him I inherited my fascinating skin diseases.

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

I carried a watermelon.

I'll have what she's having - when Harry met sally

Can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?

You want to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?

I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her - Notting gill

"The ratio of people to cake is too big"

• Office Space.

From Ally mcBeal, "maybe her gynacologist pulled the wrong tooth?"

I think it was Life on Mars, but a classic Gene Hunt line:

"Don't move, you're surrounded by armed bastards!".

From Queer as Folk

"I'd shove my head up his arse and wear him as a hat."

"Would you like to help?"
"I wish I could but I don't want to"

Anything pam says in Gavin and Stacey. That character is comedy gold... Dh and I always say "I was high as a pipe" now!
Also, "no way hose"
"before you know it, I'll be known as 3 steaks pam"
"I'm not being funny Stacey, but you wanna get a life. Cuz what you just said was really boring"
"the strawberry blonde fella from patch Adams"

Also
"you want the moon, Mary? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey, that's a pretty good idea" from its a wonderful life.

@Clevererthanyou I just love the film, full of one liners!

Oh god. I realize as a woman how lucky I am. I was there when that wonderful creature drifted into my life and I was there when she drifted out. It was the most precious moment of my life.

Steel Magnolias - M'Lynn talking about her daughter's death.

Giles: "forgiveness is an act of compassion, Buffy. It isn't done because someone deserves it, it's done because they need it"

''I never fucked anybody over in my life didn’t have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don’t break them for no one. Do you understand?''

'Why don’t you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.'

Tony Montana (Scarface)

Love Steel Magnolias and West Wing, brilliantly written.

"He is a failure at everything except life"

From Cousins, lovely film.

"He'll bring them death, and they will love him for it".

Agree with Pam in G&S "Oh my Christ!" And "It's the drama Mick, I just love it"

Also so much from Kath and Kim "I just want to be effluent mum" "You ARE effluent Kim"

"Pretentious? Moi? " from Fawlty Towers.

I got the shotgun, you got the breifcase. Its all in the game though right?
Omar Little -The Wire

Sophistication? Don’t talk to me about sophistication love I’ve been to Leeds
Yorkshire Man -Harry Enfield

No, you pretty much wanna nail em’ too
Harry - When Harry Met Sally

“Pivot” we’ve done a lot of furniture including sofa shifting lately and always think of that friends episode!

"Why didn't you put the bunny back in the box?"

Nicolas Cage in Con Air.

He has a wife, you know....

'There's a n*** in the stable! With a letter from Abraham Lincoln!'

The hateful eight

I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!