Weird crushes - not Hancock/Whitty/Raab

[SuckingDieselFella]

lighthearted

Do you have a weird crush which isn't covid 19 related?

In no particular order, mine are:
James May
Mark Owen off Take That
Lawrence Fox
Neil Oliver
The guy on the Microsoft Teams ad who works for the Met Police

Sean bean, Adrian Chiles and Gordon Ramsey.

Foxy off Foxy Bingo ad

Ed from Wheeler Dealers.
He can check my transmission any day.

Also George Irvine (Anton Meyer).

All the instructors in the SAS programme even though a couple of them look like pirates. Lawrence Fox and both the younger men in silent witness, Harry and the newer one who's name I cant remember.

Richard Ayoade isn't a weird one - he's actually very good looking
I agree. Someone always mentions him on these threads and I think what!

Mine is Ben Price aka Nick Tilsley.

Raab
I'm sorry but ... he does look quite tasty.

Monty Don
Lucius Malfoy
Mark Gatiss (I know)
Is that weird?

Richard Ayoade isn't a weird one - he's actually very good looking
I agree. Someone always mentions him on these threads and I think what!

^^hes my dream man. Charlie broker closely second

John Malkovich
Si King
Louis Theroux
Nigel Havers

@Lumisade

Richard Ayoade.

He uses the same swimming pool as I go to. Have seen him several times in his little swimming shorts. And very nice he looks too...

Has anyone said Ben Cajee yet?

Broker? I meant brooker. Charlie brooker

I think my hormones must've dropped through the floor. Used to fancy everybody so weird crushes were the norm for me. But weirdly, I've recently realised that I fancy absolutely nobody.

First time since I was about 5 years old I reckon (when I fancied cartoon Peter Venkman, or whatever his name was, from Ghost busters).

Ally Mccoist.
Eddie Irvine.

Dick Strawbridge, no. James Strawbridge, yes.

Mark Addy

Clint Eastwood 😍
I loved Kirk Douglas too (Spartacus days) for reference I'm in my 40s.....
Russell Brand (ex looked like him)
Ray Winstone
Gary Numan (I saw him about 10 years ago in concert, still lush)
Greg Davies
(Wanders off to reassess why I'm single........🙄)

@Dontburstmybubble

All the instructors in the SAS programme even though a couple of them look like pirates. Lawrence Fox and both the younger men in silent witness, Harry and the newer one who's name I cant remember.

Yes to all of those.

Not weird at all.

Johnathan Van-Tam !!

Is Gordon Buchanan the nature guy a weird crush
Peter Jones from Dragon's Den
Jeremy Clarkson
John Bishop

Marge Simpson

Ade Edmondson

And Paul Ritter 😍

Dr. Hilary 😍

Hugo weaving!

Dominic Raab

In his suit 🥰🥰

Just something about him 😂