Weird crushes - not Hancock/Whitty/Raab

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Do you have a weird crush which isn't covid 19 related?

In no particular order, mine are:
James May
Mark Owen off Take That
Lawrence Fox
Neil Oliver
The guy on the Microsoft Teams ad who works for the Met Police

I have a massive crush on Tench from Mindhunter the Netflix serial killer series. Also get the massive hots for Ian McShane as Lovejoy.

Judge Rinder. Yes, I know but still.....
James Martin
Richard Rawlings, the guy who owns Gas Monkey Garage
Julian Clary
Adam Lambert

I think I should reassess my crushes

Really? I thought I would be the only one!! I think mainly I like the way he is so kind and courteous to his wife, he has an attractive personality which makes him attractive in general.

[quote DrCoconut]I have a new one at the moment

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Good looking guy, looks like one of my friends.

Not weird at all.

@PuppyMonkey Not weird. If you fancied Ian McShane in the 80s and 90s half the women in the country would be with you.

@poppym12
James Martin? Do you know how many fans he has, me included? Not remotely weird!
But you seem to have a thing for gay men, which is a bit weird.

@ScribblingMilly

Lee Mack.

Not weird at all, he's a good looking guy. But I wouldn't like the sarcasm.

Is Michael Macintyre weird?

David Mitchell but I can't imagine sex with him- just tea and cakes and good company.

@merryhouse

Ed Balls Ian Hislop

Does Kenneth Williams count as weird? It's been a defining part of me for so long I consider it perfectly normal...

Yes, Ian Hislop!!

Sucking, it's the sarcasm (and quick wit) that appeals, can't resist it. Is he good looking then? That was always the way for me, thinking I was going for the hidden gem & finding myself at the back of a queue.

Michael Macintyre I can only see as a fun brother-in-law.

@ScribblingMilly

Fair enough, crack on.

Rory Stewart
Will from The Repair Shop

Definitely Brendan Gleeson - but not as Mad-Eye Moody surprisingly.

Came on to say Peter Capaldi - late to the party as always < gets coat >

David Mitchell... all he makes me think of is him as Mark in Peep Show and how cringey he is 😂

Speaking of Peep Show...Matt King who plays Super Hans is pretty good looking.

Though I have to say top of my list if Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance. He is just a beautiful man! Not many agree though which I think is strange!

Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance
Yep, weird.

@PaperMonster
Ian Hislop? Also weird, unless Bronski Beat in a suit is your thing.

@treenu I can kind of see that. Older, guy-in-charge kind of thing, similar to Dick Strawbridge. Is he good with his hands?

@LuluJakey1 Weird on the grounds that he doesn't have a personality. The dreadful 11 O'clock show thing that he did back in the noughties showed him up as a dull student leftie.

Jay raynor the food critic...

Greg Davies, the comedian

@Heytheredelilah99

Greg Davies, the comedian

Oh yes! Not weird at all though.

Jay Rayner qualifies as weird. With that amount of hair, moustache and beard I'd be worried about stray food particles.

@BadgeronaMoped

Phil from Time Team!

Oh god yes 🙈 It his is accent I think

James Denton from the good witch but I don't think he is a weird crush...slightly different from my normal crushes though (The Witcher anyone?! 🤤)

Steve from the Repair Shop

Also Si King and have always had a thing for Ron Perlman since he got old

Some more

Rob Brydon - I wouldn’t say it’s a crush as such but he’s good looking.
Ricky Gervais
Lee Mack
Joe Wilkinson

Used to crush heavy on James Martin. (I wouldn’t say he’s weird)

I am very fond of Chris Packham and also Simon Reeve. Wildlife and Travel programmes are much enhanced by these two men.

jacob rees-mogg

sorry .....

Jacob Rees_Mogg !!
I have crushes on lots of those mentioned, including in no particular order:

• Noel Fitzpatrick (accent in particular)
• Robert Jamison, architect (just gorgeous, and another Irish accent)
• Richard Ayoade (he just cracks me up)
• Louis Theroux - although I know he's not weird, he's just faint-worthy beautiful. In my humble opinion

Dream on!

Oh yes Donald Sutherland. Lovely. And I wasn't going to admit this one but having seen some of the others, I will- Danny Trejo.