Change your pet

[QuestionableMouse]

Lighthearted!

If you could magically change three things about your pet, what would they be?

Bonus points if you include a pic of said pet!

Mine-

1. Less hair. She is quite fluffy and sheds loads and it ends up everywhere.

1. Less fussy about food! There are three foods she'll reliably eat and even those are hit and miss sometimes.

1. Less reactive. She's a very spiky cat and tends to react quite strongly to things she doesn't like. Like being brushed 😂😂😂.

Less noisy - he chats/shouts constantly

Eat less - despite being 3.4kg he eats like a horse

Less scared of other cats. He likes precisely one other cat and is terrified of any other

Make her younger so I had all the years with her over again 😰

Sorry I know this should be lighthearted, on that note I would make her less anxious so she can stand to be without me for more than 5 minutes and less of a diva who looks at me like WTF? When I throw a ball and I am the one who ends up fetching it.....

I have guinea pigs. I'd have a baby panda and an orangutan instead.

I'd keep the guinea pigs but train them to realise that the kitchen door squeak does not automatically mean food.

Stop my dog barking every time there is a rattle in the kitchen (not hungry, rattles and crinkles set her off) stop drinking bucket water from outside (it’s clean, but she scratches at the door to go out)