Please share yours!
My colleagues appear to be having a "winning" streak in terms of ... erm ... creative? ... phrasings.
Just within the last week, I've received ...
Gemma (not her real name obviously) should be focussing on her kills on order to progress further
Technically an option, I suppose. I mean, you could always try to outperform the competition before you take drastic measures ...
I propose we implement the following as our final solution: [...]
Not helped by the fact that the author happens to be German.
This level of penetration is the subject of my wet dreams!
I don't even want to know, I work for him. Also, the little and seemingly rather random word "market" would have really, really helped, mate!
There are more where these come from.
I love my colleagues, but they really are trying to kill me, aren't they?