CF behaviour seen in queues ..( lighthearted)

[GertrudeCB]

MOST people are being great with socially distanced queues, however yesterday I saw

• the " I'm too busy looking at my phone to move when the queue moves" person
• the " I only need 1 thing so I will go to the front and try to slip in person( didn't get far - was escorted out again by a staff member)

And, my favourite- the " I'm going to the next empty till and ignoring the queue completely person" ( the queue spoke up en mass ). Anyone else seen the CFers in queues ?

Need to replace a rose for a ceiling light so (unwillingly) ventured out to B&Q. When walking the long way along the cordoned lanes to get into the queue outside to wait to get into the store a cheeky beggar pushed in by ducking under the tapes. Didn't have the opportunity to run him over with my trolley inside but did manage to beat him to the tills.