Just had to have a roll of flypaper cut out of my hair. What daft things have you all managed to do?

[dizzzzzy]

Got out of shower, dried hair and promptly got a roll of flypaper badly tangled up in my (long) hair. DM was there and cut it out while berating me for my carelessness. Had to wash it again. And now I have to brave the hairdressers when they open again which I had no intention of doing to cut it short. What embarrassing stupid things have you managed to do to yourself?

Oh Lord I Did the same many years ago , I was camping and got up in the middle of the night, it was pitch dark u walked straight into one copped for it right in the face and hair.

Last week I took a 1kg tub of yoghurt out of the fridge , I took the lid off to add some fruit , then tilted it to look at the sell by date >>> half a kg of yoghurt and mixed berries on the floor , my shoes the cupboards doors . Tool ages to clean up

Oh no! Sounds like the sort of thing I'd do. I have:

Blended my own finger by trying to get a stuck bit of food out of the hand blender and PUSHED THE BUTTON (no idea how!)

Set fire to my hair by leaning on a tea light while trying to look cool at a party

Cut my finger badly by sticking it through the hole of a bagel while I was cutting it

My 18 month old DS has inherited the gene, because last week he got his jaw stuck in the handle of a colander that he had been given to play with in the paddling pool.

Superglued myself to the floor when decorating my dolls house

I sat in the shade all day today
I'm still sun burnt
I'm so upset. I haven't been caught out for years