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3 monkeys

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OrmIrian · 25/09/2007 11:41

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A. Because he was dead.

Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
A. Because he was holding the first monkey's hand.

Q. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
A. He thought it was a game.

Well I think it's funny . DS#1 and his friend made it up while they were on camp. So they say.

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bossybritches · 26/09/2007 09:40

Typical kids graveyard humour!!

Love it!

OrmIrian · 26/09/2007 09:41

Yeah. I thought so too bb.

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bossybritches · 26/09/2007 09:46

Makes me laugh that DD2 can always remember a dirty joke or ditty from the playground but NEVER to check her tray for letters/homework!!??

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