Evidence you have finally lost the plot

[FunTimes2020]

I was looking out of the lounge window and thought I recognised someone going past. From the comfort of my sofa, I picked up the remote to rewind...

I've tried scrolling a paper book before

Recently I've taken to watching TV shows and wondering why people are touching and not socially distancing. I'm like they shouldn't have shaken hands! Then I remember I'm watching Netflix not real life.

Dramalady52 Did you drink it? My nonna used to make tea with wine and a knob of butter in it on really cold days (her kids all skied)

I can't type while listening to music or I type in the lyrics.

The number of times I've tried to open my front door by waving my work security fob over the key hole is shocking.

These are all so funny! Presumably we function at least some of the time as normal-ish human beings!?!

@DesmondTheMoonbear

Not today but I was cleaning once, and moving things out of my way in the hall to vacuum. I tried to push the stairs back out of my way.

That is a significant lost plot moment!

Ive gone to empty potty in the bin on more then one occasion. Also tried to throw clothes in there too. 🤦‍♀️

my mum was helping me get ready for work after maternity leave. I needed my top ironed so she volunteered. I had a table top IKEA ironing board which was on the kitchen worktop. She ignored the iron and picked up the freshly boiled kettle and poured it all over my top . We think it was the steam association that caused the lapse in concentration.

DH claims I lost the plot 10 years ago when I turned up at the Church.

I've tried to check the time on a physical book before.

Numerous times I've tried to get into the toilet at work by putting my bank pin in the key pad.

Lockdown madness includes apologising to the kettle when I banged it on the underside of the cupboard this morning, putting a tea bag and a spoon of coffee in the same brew and considering Dominic Raab to be a source of sexual attraction 🤦🏼‍♀️ I clearly need help!

Filled the detergent caddy in the washing machine with washing powder, only to find it was cat biscuits.

Tries to put the kettle 'back' in the fridge because I thought it was the milk.

Couldn’t understand for ages why I couldn’t open the office door with my car key fob instead of my swipe card, it was early in the morning.

A few weeks ago I found my sunglasses in the fridge. DC2 was a screaming newborn and DC1 was talking at me incessantly all day so I couldn’t concentrate on anything.

I started panicking that I vouldnt find my mobile searching the whole house for it, while I talked to my mother on my mobile... it took us about 20 minutes to realise.

@MrsSnitchnose

Numerous times I've tried to get into the toilet at work by putting my bank pin in the key pad.

Lockdown madness includes apologising to the kettle when I banged it on the underside of the cupboard this morning, putting a tea bag and a spoon of coffee in the same brew and considering Dominic Raab to be a source of sexual attraction 🤦🏼‍♀️ I clearly need help!

Your lockdown madness is getting out of control!!

Glad I am not the only one to apologise to inanimate objects! I recall saying sorry to a poor dropped teabag earlier this year...

Quite often I put rubbish in the washing machine and dirty socks/pants in the bin 🙄

I tried to unlock my house with the auto button on my car keys

When I was going into the office, I tried to swipe the barrier of the car park with my Oyster card rather than my security pass. Did it several times and was baffled as to why it wasn't working.

I once dropped a glass which smashed on the floor. My immediate thought was to click back space to delete

@Mumto1andthetinybun

I started panicking that I vouldnt find my mobile searching the whole house for it, while I talked to my mother on my mobile... it took us about 20 minutes to realise.

I've done this while talking to my friend ... tutting and sighing because I couldn't find my mobile (which was glued to my ear at the time)

Between our office door and the lift door is a small liftsized space.
I often get stuck there for minutes until I realize that I haven't entered the lift yet.

A couple of days ago I put a towel in the dishwasher instead of the washing machine..I only realised when the cycle was over by which time it was clean, hot and steamy

I need to get out more.. oh...

Put dinner in the oven. Forgot to switch it on. Didn't realise until the timer went off. I went back into the kitchen to turn it on and reset the timer. When the timer went off again, I realised I'd only switched on the temperature, not the actual oven. Third time I got it right!

Also grilled a cake recently, turned out surprisingly well.

Oh and a couple of weeks ago I got a bot confused and made lunch twice.. called them all in for macaroni cheese and they said " but mum we had beans on toast already".

I'm actually a bit concerned about that because still have no recollection of making beams on toads.

Not long after I moved into my current house I was panicking because my door key wouldn't work. I got as far as phoning a locksmith when I suddenly realised there was a hanging basket next to me...I don't have hanging baskets...I was trying to get into the house next door.

@MyGhastIsFlabbered

Not long after I moved into my current house I was panicking because my door key wouldn't work. I got as far as phoning a locksmith when I suddenly realised there was a hanging basket next to me...I don't have hanging baskets...I was trying to get into the house next door.

😂😂😂