Where has my DH hidden the éclairs (lighthearted)

[MadamFlutterby]

So, waitress delivered today and DH placed the order. I know I unpacked a packet of Cadbury eclaire toffees BUT they are nowhere to be seen!

Suspect = DH
Crime = hidden evidence

I've looked everywhere. No evidence of wrappers in the bin. Nothing in the office. He won't of eaten them yet exceptional self control. So, where the eff are they???

Waitrose!!!!

Ask him

Nah! He will deny all knowledge gaslight me

Much more fun in finding them and making them disappear, surely?

Back of cupboard no one ever goes in
Oven
Washing machine
Microwave
Under the bed
Back of wardrobe
And for the really evil...cistern

Are they in the car? Or has Professor Plum put them in the library, with the lead pipe?

In the kids lunchboxes, as they arent being used currently
Under the potatoes
Ontop of the fridge
At the back of the cupboard of doom
With his underpants

I dont hide chocolate, honest!

Garage
Bike panniers
Car
Shed
Salad drawer?!?!

In his home office behind something?

In the cistern!

Between towels..
Under the sofa.
Pram.
Bottom of the fridge.

He’s probably put them in the fridge where they’ll go hard and disappointingly crunchy. You need to rescue them ASAP!!!!

Placed I've searched

Tool box
Office
Brief case untouched for years
Car not driven for weeks
Wardrobe.
Under bed

In a cereal box you don't eat, in his work bag, behind the loo

Under his pillow

In between the towels! I found chocolate there once 😋 made the laundry much more fun that day.

Maybe he's already gobnled them up 🙀

When I buy chocolate and hide them I put them on top of the kitchen cabinets orrrrrr in my bedside table

Hide something he loves and only reveal its location when the eclairs turn up 😄

In the salad drawer at the back and underneath everything.

Not sure why I thought of that

In the microwave

Sniff the inside of his mouth when he wide-mouth exhales: ways to encourage this are to tickle him, tell your best joke or drop an ice cube down his back. I suspect he has called your bluff by stuffing them all down already. In which case by my ingenious method you'll be able to tell