OK so I have just woken from a weird dream.
Mostly it consisted of me and someone I have not seen for years attempt to write an essay in a busy office while eating poppadoms.
Then someone casually mentioned they had a 'scoop' and were going to the paper because one of the royal family was going to commit suicide on Wednesday.
They then picked up the phone to make a bet on it.
Can anyone decipher my nighttime brain ramblings? Has anyone ese on here had such a strange dream?