Property Porn

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I'm looking to buy an apartment and stumbled across this - it's not in the area I'm living in and is about £400,000 over by budget, but I want it. I want that slide!

www.mcewanfraserlegal.co.uk/properties/viewpark-meethill-road-alyth-ph11-8de/mfl5158234

Love the slide!

I’m slightly freaked out by the holiday let being referred to as they old maternity theatre’.... what was this place before it was converted? A small maternity hospital?

Beautiful!

That is amazing. You'd only get a fairly average 4 bed house here for that. I'd have to get rid of those free standing baths though, they give me the heebie-jeebies. Especially that one in the window.

Lovely house but too open plan downstairs for me. Also, there’s no grassy area - it’s all gravel and stones, although very nicely done. I’m surprised there’s not a shot of the wonderful views, unles# its looking over a power station or sewage works.

I just had a look at the brochure. Why they put a photograph of a shower head on it I don’t know.

However, can’t believe the price.

Ooh I love the bath at the window (my Dream House has a bath by a clear glass window so I can lie there watching the snow)

Love Love Love the white kitchen cupboards

The slide would be a Laundry Chute .

I just showed DP this, we are in the market, around that price bracket, and what we've been looking at isn't a touch on that! If it wasnt for certain things keeling me here, I would relocate in a heartbeat!

The bathroom with the bath in the window is so beautiful it makes me want to cry.

Honestly, the bath in the window would be the first thing to go for me, I really hate freestanding baths and you'd feel so exposed in the window.

No curtains!!

It kind of gave me the creeps! Love the bath, hate the slide. I'd get drunk and stuck in it or something!

Is it normal in Scotland for Estate agents to be open until Midnight???

Would like to see the views, can't believe how cheap it is.

I'm losing the plot! What slide?

@Ikeatears

I'm losing the plot! What slide?

I had to go back and check ikeatears, also thought I was losing the plot. Second picture on the right.

I love the freestanding bath. My favorite bit is that beautiful blue island. I would have to spend a lot in the garden though so maybe I should win 2 million on the lottery rather than 1.

The slide would have to go too, it looks really odd and out of place. I wish there were more pictures of the garden, you can see lawn through that bathroom window. I like the blue island too, I'm not keen on islands with hobs on or the sort that you sit at with barstools but it looks great as a working surface.