Our protagonist Sarah.
She is quite the shopping policewoman.
She goes into her local supermarket while bundling the kids out of the car. They're all perfect and she need to get young Jimmy into a uni course at 12 months.Shes been obsessively posting it on the gifted and talented threads.Someone slightly brushes against her as she tuts but realised that she must give her head a wobble. She applies her 3 masks (because that is the absolute bare minimum
) and walks into the shop after pouring bleach all over her gloves. She sighs wishing for a gold medal from an impressed shoulder as she walks in.