I've been on MN for a long long time and have followed sporners' posts with glee. I hadn't realised I was a closet sporner until I was introduced to it here.
The ultimate sin is posting without a photo. I am now in the (very painful) position of being able to sound the klaxon and I'm not posting a photo. The Shame.
Said boil is in my pubic region. So a photo will not be published.
"D"H is not a sporner and is pretty much disgusted 
I really really really want to burst it. It's ready.
Everything online says no bursting. I've been hot compressing. And waiting. And waiting. There was some leakage a few days ago when it was still a young thing. It's now over an inch long with definite pus.
Goddammit. Do I just wait??