The dinner I’ve just I’ve just presented to my family was horrible!
I’d had inspo of pintrest looking for low carb meals. Roast radishes are supposed to taste like potatoes and I thought they’d go nice with roast brussel sprouts and bacon (but I didn’t have any bacon)
So I put them in a roasting pan with onions and chicken thigh, sprinkled Thyme and garlic granules and sprayed liberally with fry light.
When I pulled it out of the oven I started laughing. I put it in the table and called the family over and dh was already pulling his fave sniffing the air repeatedly saying ‘what is it? as he was walking over.
There was a moments silence as every one took in my culinary fuck up. Dd2 said ‘is that chicken?’ Dh said ‘that looks horrible love’ .
Not to lose face I scooped a load up and and tucked in.
It was god awful. The texture was rank and everything tasted of garlic stewed brussel sprouts. I couldn’t even swallow it. It smelled ^horrible*.
After much merriment and rubbing of my entire family we binned the lot and has a chippy.
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P.s roasted horseradishes do not taste like fucking roasted spuds inside were like zits 🤮🤮🤮