Change a letter, ruin a song!

[Chatons]

Inspired by iklboo ‘s thread. Sorry for crap apostrophising there.

Here comes your nan - Pixies
Under the fridge - RHCP
Midwife crisis - Faith no more
Our last bummer - ABBA
Kelp! - Beatles
Drive my cat - Beatles
I drone all night - Roy Orbison
Loving the Alpen - Bowie

I love I drone all night...👍

Sorry

Midlife crisps - Faith no more
is better!

Link to the ruin a film thread:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3928202-change-a-letter-ruin-a-film?pg=1

I love this!

Here comes your nan

Eternal Blame - the Bangles

BBC - Jackson 5

Sweat Caroline - Neil Diamond

Take a wank on the wild side - Lou Reed

Beat that!!

Single Laddies - beyonce

Backstreet's Sack - BSB

God save the Queer - Sex Pistols

Wank This Way - Aerosmith et al

Don't Fry for Me, Argentina

Dance Donkey - Tones and I
Owl It - Stormzy
Mamories - Maroon 5 (but not spelt right)

Wanking in a Winter Wonderland

Shave a player- Duran Duran.

Planet Darth - Duran Duran
Toad to nowhere - Talking Heads
Taster of puppets - Metallica
White wines (don’t don’t do it) - Grandmaster & Melle Mel
The whale of the moon - waterboys

and breaking the rules entirely:

Theme from Tesco Express - S’express

Come in Eileen
Away in a banger

Mellow Submarine
Fly me to the spoon

Shit in the Dark - Ozzy Osbourne (or Shot in the Park)
Nobody Hold Me - John Lennon
Let's Slay Together- Al Green

Purple Train
Runaway Crane

Leaving on a pet plane (jet)
Born to rug (run)
Black out in the bed room (red)
Shallot (shallow)
Sad romance (bad)
The wild lover (rover)

Shriller - Michael Jackson

Mall of Kintyre - Paul McCartney & Wings

Our Horse - Madness