Long term user, but embarrassed as I'm 43 for Christ's sake so namechanged. Cancel the cheque, rtft, unMNetty-hugs, etc...
I feel like a bloody teenager and not in a good way 
Had lots of fun with DH last night & we then discovered the condom had broken. Sorry for tmi but bloody thing was still hanging on a bit but ring had broken off & was definitely a dud. Has never happened before in 20 years!!!
I really didn't think it would be too much of an issue but I then checked and I'm slap-bang in the middle of my fertile window.
So, forked out for morning after pill (Ella One). Eye wateringly expensive...
Picked it up on way home from work just now - just how shit will it make me feel??
I just want to be forewarned!!!
Thanks. I'm such a dick...(no pun intended) 