I am volunteering myself selflessly to do much needed work

[homemadecommunistrussia]

There's no talking me out of it.
I know it's risky, but it has to be done.
I am off to cut Thomas Schafenaker's hair.

When the newsreader said his name yesterday I was like but thats not Thomas Schafenaker she's made a mistake and then more when his name came up

Please don’t

Leave him looking dishevelled and slightly grubby please!!

No. I am going in I have my babylis clippers and a towel...

Sorry he’s currently having it washed and lovingly detangled by myself. He asks you come back at another time and have more respect for the social distancing guidelines than I have.

Put the clippers down.
He looks way more sexy with longer hair.
I wouldn't kick him out of bed