The Anti Dementors, danger-buffooning their way through life!

[Drivingdownthe101]

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Have also had to mute a local facebook page again because some cunt has started a post on how to prepare for the second wave that is soon to arrive....

Surely the only answer to that is ‘make sure you’ve got bog roll’?

I want potato salad now 😃

As I'm in Scotland the deadly toilet roll won't get me as I don't think I'm allowed to use the toilet in other (deadly) homes.

Quite a bit in the Times on rise in divorce in lockdown and French women feeling freer and more liberated...wonder how many have been living with dementors and been planning their escapes...

Jesus christ. I've just realised the incredibly dementory bbc article is written quoting Dr Xand van tulleken. I always liked the programmes he did. I feel disappointed he's partaking in the scare mongering.

@somewhereeast DS's school are using infrared thermometers like in the pic - I think it's nuts personally but if it gets him back into school I'll put up with it

I we all just wash out hands after using the toilet surely we will eliminate most of the risks, is that not sensible? Unless we all go around going to the loo then grasping the coleslaw spoon after in our dirty mitts, hading it gleefully to middle aged men we are planning to divorce surely we should generally be OK?

Jax I am honestly not on the wind up but l don't understand while it's great that many people can now meet up, please don't forget that some us still can't. We will still be at risk if you don't continue to follow the distancing and hand washing rules if you (the vulnerable) are not going out, and following all the distancing and other hygiene rules, then how are you at risk of the infection? I feel that l'm not getting something.

I have never made a decent potato salad. Anyone who's mastered the dark art and wants to share a recipe, feel free.

It could be worse have a look at these two from the BBC on South Korea!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-52230371

www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-asia-52844354/what-is-it-like-being-at-school-in-south-korea

We will still be at risk if you don't continue to follow the distancing and hand washing rules

I haven’t seen anyone say they’re not going to wash their hands. Just that putting signs up saying ‘please wash your hands’ in your toilet for the benefit of grown adults who presumably are well aware of the need to wash their hands after using the toilet is insane. As is setting an alarm every 45 minutes for ‘hand washing time’.

re potato salad fresh chives is the secret.

sorry clicky link

www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-asia-52844354/what-is-it-like-being-at-school-in-south-korea

Coleslaw or potato salad for me.

I have now read the BBC article. Great comic value I don't think thats what they intended.

Chives are great if you can get them @justasking111, but I tend to use finely snipped spring onions as they can be easier to get hold of.

I also lob a squirt of salad cream in with the mayo for a bit of extra piquancy.

I’ve just read that blummin bbc article - absolutely bonkers, why can’t they publish something sensible?

Hugging legs? Sterilising condiments - and don’t get me started on older, overweight men!

Really hope DH doesn’t see it - he’s already not happy about us hosting another household in our garden this afternoon. No bbq or food and he wants the 4 year old and the 6 year old to social distance!

These are only children that haven’t seen other kids for 8 weeks!

He wanted to do it next week instead - I had to point out to him that coronavirus doesn’t know what day it is!

On the lid down toilet flush, I remember once reading something by a germologist (dunno what type) that said you have two options re flushing, both bad. Option one, lid up, spray germs about six feet from bowl. Option two, lid down, contain within bowl for now BUT create a germ bomb that will go off in the face of the unfortunate person who next lifts the lid, as the water vapour would remain at action stations for a couple of hours and the air movement caused by the lid coming up would cause it to be pulled upwards.

So it's death either way really.

Yes as Driving says that is all about controlling others, not letting people all take responsibility for themselves. A prime dementor characteristic.

Today I am going to slaughter the community through the medium of mid range branded clothing.

I'm going to put two boxes outside, one containing books and Dvds, the other containing my charity pile of clothes.

Plenty of people going past on this sunny day so I hope to shift the lot by tonight.

I've made cheerful signs to encourage people to take what they like.

It would be a shame if they died but on the plus side I really need to get my lockdown shizz gone.

If anyone's in Morningside, Edinburgh I'm chucking some pretty fancy bikinis out, size 34g :)

So I guess the conclusion we can draw from that SirSamuelVimesBlackboardMonito is that if we use a toilet, we will die.

Dammit Morris, I like the sound of those bikinis. Unfortunately you are far too far away for me, even for an eye test drive.

Absolutely, @Drivingdownthe101. Better stop imbibing liquid right now.

@SirSamuelVinesBlackboardMonito aaaargh - my toilet wants to kill me! I bloody knew it!!

Jeez am going to kill 8 people today then when they go to the loo.

Cos after drinking beer at a bbq some peopl3 are going to need to pee

Carnage

I’m going to stay at my mum’s next week so...