Really boring - cheap ideas for giant window?

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Sorry for the utterly boring content but if anyone has any suggestions I’d be so chuffed!

The window in my kitchen is a 295cm bay, and I’m really struggling with what the hell I do with it. I currently have vertical blinds that remind me of an office and get hairy off the cats, so I really wanted wooden venetian but no one seems to do them in that width and I’m broke so made to measure isn’t really an option.

Am I missing an obvious solution that all the proper grown ups who decorate regularly will know about?! We were recently burgled and I’m paranoid or I would just get curtains and leave them open during day.

You could get a frosted glass window transfer to stick on the windows, and then get curtains to shut at night? this transfer is just plain frosted, and this one is a one way tint, so you can see out but others can't see in.

You could get stick on frosting for the top half and grow loads of herbs etc that will kind of cover the bottom half.

It's not boring! Can you put a pic up?