I really do fear for Teachers.

[Fedhimtotigers]

newsthump.com/2020/05/21/our-naked-feral-children-will-hunt-kill-and-eat-teachers-warn-parents/

How good ARE their survival skills?!
What if one of them don't refer to my daughter as Princess?!?!
What if they try to make my son do work that doesn't link in with football?

They do not get paid enough.

We need to get Steve Backshall and The people who worked with Steve Irwin in. If you can wrestle a Salt water crocodile then you can negotiate with my 4 year old.

Good luck to them.
What alcohol should I send the kids in with?

I'm sending mine in with glycol ether... In And a big box of vairy nice Chocolat!

What alcohol should I send the kids in with?

Buckfast.

My husband might kill me if I steal one of his Buckfast to give to a teacher. It's like gold dust at the moment.

Buckfast

I will contact the supplier myself and have a shipment delivered to her door every week for her life if I need to.
I loved her before. But if I have to drop my animal daughter off to her after this I will really worship her.

Love it
I'd like to see them try to prize the phone out of my teen's hand.

Ah Buckfast.. as described by my bff Flora when we were in S4, 'buckfast gets you fucked fast...'

My 5 year old has developed the need to run around like a nutter after every 5 minutes of work....not sure how his teacher will feel about that!

I disagree - it's the PARENTS who have been/are in danger. Most kids I know including my own are little angels at school!