I had a sex dream

[Hopefulmidwife]

...about Boris Johnson

Please send help

🤢

I think most of us have at this point 💁🏻‍♀️

Oh dear 😂

Was he wearing his 🤓

I had a few dreams years ago when my son was little, he had blonde very messy hair and everyone used to say he looked like Boris so I had a run of Boris sex dreams but we were always doing it in his car! Used to feel a bit sick when I woke up 🤢

Was he saying

‘I’m going to screw you like I’ve screwed the NHS’
‘You’ve been a bad girl and I want to punish you like I want to punish people on benefit’
‘Oh, I think I’m going to Cummings’

@Wilberforce1 what kind of car did he drive in your dreams? I always thought he looked like the kind of person that either had an XJ or squeezed himself into a tiny Porsche.

@CovidicusRex

I feel like I am missing out - I haven't had one

I have had two about Dominic Cummings

Bleurgh (not envy!!)

LOL. Can't decide which worse, BJ or DC.

Boris might like you having a sex dream about him right now, his partner has recently had a baby, and gone off sex a bit, so he would be pleased to know he is in an admirers dreams.

Many years ago when i was pregnant i had a dream that the baby was born looking just like Boris😁.