Apparently I’m drunk

[Mum2jenny]

My dh thinks I’m drunk. I’m not but I’d like to show him a really drunk me. What’s the best way to do it as I’m really pissed off that he thinks 2 glasses of wine or cider makes me pissed!! How much do I really need to drink!!

Given that you've come up with this childish response, you probably are drunk enough to have impaired judgment.

So! Go straight for the gin, 50:50 with tonic, bang a half pint of that down you and wait ten minutes. Then go have either a teary love-in with DP or a rip-roaring shouting fight, whichever seems best.

Regrets in the morning are not optional, but enforced.

Give him a bj unprompted...my dh would def assume I was pissed!!

I only do pjs when I’m definitely sober.

I do like gin tho’.

Are you newlyweds?

No, definitely no!