Wish - WTH is this please?

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And do i need one?

im guessing elf ear caps

No one ever needs anything from Wish. Most of my recommendations from them entail removing blackheads or penis enlargers.

I have neither blackheads or a penis.

I keep being offered “a pleasuring chair” that looks like an instrument of torture

Cosplay elf ears?

Rain guards for your suede winklepickers?