Make a song safe for our times

[listsandbudgets]

stole this from facebook. How can we make song titles lock down compliant.

Upstairs Girl (as opposed to uptown girl)
Run from Me (Run to Me)

Don't stand so close to me....(2 metres please)

Not the title but.
A kiss on the hand may be quite continental. But social distancing's a girl's best friend.

Release me -agnes

And for the genesis fans amongst us who won’t be seeing them this year

Home by the sea (good)
But not
second home by the sea (bad)

My corona (Sharona)

Stay at home, country roads - John Denver
I wouldn't walk 500 miles -The Proclaimers

Move closer
Move your body real close
Until we-ee-ee-ee
Feel like we've really caught the bug

I drove all night....and was fined for breaking lockdown

I started thinking of a new version of I Just Called to Say I Love You by Stevie Wonder with all the things we've had cancelled, started with "No A Levels" will work on it!

My corona (Sharona)

Good work @Adelaya!!