Help me find this song please

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Please help!. Reminiscing about holidays and remembered a song from Spain 4 years ago that the kids were happily learning the dance to but the lyrics sounded strange, when we listened more intently it was basically about eating a curry and having terrible ring sing!

I have searched the entire web (with some questionable results for ring sting) but no luck. Am I imagining this, was there far too much sangria involved?. I can't sleep until
I find what it was

Wasn't Las ketchup?

The ketchup song? No far weirder than that!

Never heard of it and from your description, why would you want to?

Is it a rik & nik song- they do some odd mini disco ones

Or rice and curry- Dr Bombay?

No none of those, I can't possibly have made this up, it's too random

What is the dance like? There’s that really odd german (I think?) one where they do chicken arms and waddle round in a circle?

The chicken arms one is Chichi wa (sp), no one remembers the dance, it's annoying me far more than I am comfortable with!!

I found it! After two hours of searching. It was by loco loco and called it burns burns burns. It's shit. But at least I know I'm not imagining things!