What do you consider your 'parenting milestones'

[RubberCactus]

Last night 3YO DS decided to projectile vomit (for the first time ever)all over my bed.

And the sofa/curtains/blankets/pillows in the front room.

Putting the child in the bath, cleaning up vomit and putting the washing machine on at 11:30pm was all fun and games.

This is one parenting milestone I would to avoided. Anyone else reached one?!

The first time you regard a dirty nappy with curiosity more than disgust.
The first time you answer your door with your shirt open.
The first unscheduled doctor's visit.
The first time cooking a meal with one hand.
The first time your child names you breakfast in bed.
The first time you step on a Lego brick.
The first time queueing at Legoland.
The first time your child doesn’t want you to kiss or otherwise show any form of affection at school drop-off.
The first time your child gets her own breakfast

6yo DS's first migraine was an interesting one.

First smile, first word, first visit to A&E, tenth visit to A&E, 100th Saturday watching their sport, laughing at first hangover, holding the new born grandchild.

having him hauled out of me with evil salad tongs. The rest is just gravy.