Alternative word definitions

[SunshineDays2019]

Dogmatic - a fancy washer/dryer for your mutt
Petticoat - coats that awkwardly won't do up, hood falls down in the rain etc

Any more?

Blue Tits. Unfortunate circulatory complaint.
Cardboard. The tedious sending of Christmas greetings to people you wouldn't want to talk to.
Seaside. Hardest to play bit of a vinyl record.

OP you should read the Uxbridge dictionary by Tim Brooke-Taylor (RIP) and others.

The most apt entry will soon (?) be Barbecue: long wait for a haircut, some of them are laugh out loud hilarious.

Worrywart- an anxious lump

Ah these are all great! Cardboard!!
Thanks, I will take a look at that dictionary!

Handyman, an over amorous lover?!

Loiter - how Black country folk/Bristolians light their cigarettes.
Miniscule - preschool for Liverpudlian toddlers.

You probably need to be able to do the accents. I naturally have one and can do the other.

Coffee - a person who is coughed upon.
Flabbergasted - appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Balderdash - rapidly retreating hairline

medieval - not completely wicked
medical staff - a doctor’s walking stick

Ha ha love these!