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MrReece · 14/05/2020 21:17

Go...

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DamnYankee · 15/05/2020 00:58

@Fenlandmountainrescue
Historically, yes. Also prefer to call the feather in my hat "macaroni," because I'm just perverse like that Smile
Prefer coffee day-to-day.
Yours is pretty hard. I had to look "Fenland" up.
Are you a modern day "Fen-Tiger"?
Or perhaps now raised there and become an environmental scientist?
If that is what you are referring to - gorgeous country...and with village bake-offs? Sigh...

DamnYankee · 15/05/2020 00:59

*raised there and now become...

AwrightDoreenTakeAFuckinDayOff · 15/05/2020 01:01

@Anthilda

You live in my shed and are clearly keeping tabs on me Grin

SleepingStandingUp · 15/05/2020 01:02

Awright has a short temper 😂

DamnYankee · 15/05/2020 01:03

@Liddell - Alice in Wonderland fan?
@AwrightDoreenTakeAFuckinDayOff - Oooh! Can I actually do that? Holes and all? I'd make a freakin' fortune. Do love a nice pair of black tights. Cheers!

AwrightDoreenTakeAFuckinDayOff · 15/05/2020 01:05

@SleepingStandingUp
Is living in my attic Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sundays and eats my cheese.

Tinty · 15/05/2020 01:06

@SleepingStandingUp either has a small child and never gets to sleep, or a scary stalker exdp.

SuckingDownDarjeeling · 15/05/2020 01:06

@AwrightDoreenTakeAFuckinDayOff used to work in a cafeteria

DamnYankee · 15/05/2020 01:06

Or Awright really likes Matthew McConaughey:

"Awright, awright, awright..."
< Cue bongos>

AwrightDoreenTakeAFuckinDayOff · 15/05/2020 01:07

@DamnYankee

I hear tights can change hands on eBay - who knew?

If you make your fortune remember who set you on your road... Grin

SleepingStandingUp · 15/05/2020 01:07

@Tinty 3 of them. Kids, not stalker exs.

DamnYankee · 15/05/2020 01:09

@AwrightDoreenTakeAFuckinDayOff
If so - you'll always be in my thoughts and prayers Grin

Liddell · 15/05/2020 01:11

sells her used tights on eBay. Grin

I find my old slippers sell better!

Alice in Wonderland fan?

I hadn't thought of that, it is Eric Liddell from 'Chariots of Fire', a hero of mine.

Wingingitsince2018 · 15/05/2020 01:15

@liddell champagne taste on a prosecco budget. 'try this lovely goats cheese, I got it at a little deli called liddell' 'you mean Lidl?' 'no darling, Liddell!'

AwrightDoreenTakeAFuckinDayOff · 15/05/2020 01:15

@Liddell’s fangita has been discussed at length in the Lancet.

DishingOutDone · 15/05/2020 01:16

Liddell works in Aldi.

AwrightDoreenTakeAFuckinDayOff · 15/05/2020 01:17

@Wingingitsince2018

Shaves the eyebrows off people who pass out in her front room.

lovinglavidaloca · 15/05/2020 01:17

Scottish!

Designerenvy · 15/05/2020 01:21

Ricky Martin fan

Schmoody · 15/05/2020 01:25

Envies designers

BillHadersNewWife · 15/05/2020 01:37

Cute and grumpy... short

Liddell · 15/05/2020 01:38

@liddell champagne taste on a prosecco budget. 'try this lovely goats cheese, I got it at a little deli called liddell' 'you mean Lidl?' 'no darling, Liddell!'

Where's the laughing emoji when you need it! Love this!

Here's a bear instead. Bear

JustStayHome · 15/05/2020 01:42

@BillHadersNewWife

Just got married to Bill Haders 😁

managedmis · 15/05/2020 01:50

@JustStayHome

Likes lockdown!

WalkingInTheAir13 · 15/05/2020 06:46

Feel a compulsion to put the first syllable last.
I think she is just understoodmis and happyun

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