Is this a new low? (Lighthearted)

[pandoschmando]

Please cheer me up! I'm feeling a bit down with the whole Covid situation, I was made redundant a few months ago and not many companies are hiring right now (previously senior role with huge commitments/weekly travel).

Tonight I reached a new low when I was heading upstairs to shower and change out of yesterday's PJ's into fresh PJ's, I tripped up the stairs twice while carrying my glass of wine and peed myself a little Make me feel better and tell me I'm not the only one who could be doing better?

@DubiousGoals I haven't baked bread yet but I've made quite a few batches of scones. Less injuries that way. @RabbitsGoneRogue I like your style with the water glass. I try and hang on until 5 each day before I start, but I'm not always successful. Should I be concerned that my son changed my Netflix icon to a glass of red wine?

I’m so drunk I struggled to get to bed, and now can’t sleep as room spinning. I don’t normally drink and took 10 mins to type this post. #winning.

I am up eating Easter Eggs. I did catch my dressing gown sleeve on the living room door handle earlier and slop my coffee everywhere.

The electric to my house cut out today and while stood on a chair to look at the fuse box, I told my daughter - being totally genuine - “flick the light on, I can’t see a thing”. Luckily for her she has more sense than her mum!

I have used a hair dryer to blow dust out of radiators. That’s my new low. The only liquid loss that would bother me would be the wine tbf.