What completely inoffensive words can't you stand for no good reason?

[AintNobodyHereButUsChickens]

I cannot stand it when people say spuds instead of potatoes. No idea why, I just hate it!
Will the spuds be ready soon?
Just pick some spuds up while you're at the shop.
The spuds need peeling.
Etc etc 🤮 Awful!

'Hubby encouraged me to pamper myself.'

Agreed, that's downright ghastly! (Also, in a credential for successful branding: evokes the image of him wanting her to wear adult diapers for some sex thing in this context. )

And while I'm at it: "hubby"!

That doesn't sound like anyone you'd want to touch with a bargepole - never mind spending the rest of your life in an intimate relationship with.

Shall
Fetch
Poorly
I don't know why but those words really annoy me.

Calling your princess daughter 'Prinny'
Any alternative spelling or text speak - u, thort, rite, no (in place of know), wot, ave.
Holibobs and famalam
Pucker
Suck
Stink - as in "she's so stinkin' cute!" and
"That car goes like stink". Just no.

belly
buttie (e.g. bacon)
reach out (what happened to contact?)

Belly
Hun
Hubby
Lil man
Baby Daddy
Babes
My Bad
Chillax
Squad Goals

Pita pockets
Pouch

"Calling your princess daughter 'Prinny'"

Is this a thing? If so, just shoot me now because I don't want to live anymore.

One of my friends started calling me "gurrlll" in a faux-American sassy accent and I hate it but then I started using it to my husband as a joke every time he's annoying me and I can't stop.

Calling food Grub
Mam
Shortening of words not all but things like sesh (session) or soz
(sorry)

@CloudsCoveredTheSky, sadly it is. It makes me cringe to just type it.

Also,
Winner winner, chicken dinner

And

Matchy matchy

Filling. As in 'I can't eat any more, jacket potatoes are just soooo filling!'

And hubby.

Anything pronounced incorrectly ('seketry, nucular' etc).

Ect instead of etc.

I could be here all day.

Horrid
Pleasant/unpleasant
Plate as a verb
Inhale when referring to food
Toms for tomatoes
Fuck ton - see it on here all the time. It makes no sense

People who call a banana a nana.

When people call a vulva a vagina. It seems anything between our legs (women obviously) is just referred to as a vagina. It's not. It's the vulva. The vagina is the muscular tube that starts on the outside of the body (at the vulva) and extends inside the body the the cervix.

'Flavoursome'. It's quite a useful word but just really makes me wince. It sounds so pretentious somehow. I'm probably BU given that I abhor the word 'tasty' even more.

The whole "you got this Mama" stuff at the mo make me feel a little queasy.

Mama
Vile
Poorly
Kid

Horrible post writing that ;

Job lot, no idea why but it just really irritates me!

Blouse
Meh
Cock
Panties

And the following but only in relation to property:
Ladder
Second steppers
Portfolio

The ‘pot’ part of pension pot

"Tatty-bye"

Also I have an irrational hatred of the crying with laughter emoticon and ROTFL

So - especially when it is the first word of a sentence.

'n' - as an abbreviation for 'and'. It's short enough already.

I'm also starting to get slightly twitchy at the words 'lockdown' and 'social'.

Baby daddy.
Gifting.
Mini beasts.
Panties.
Lush.
Mama.

Belly button

Shaven

'N' gives me the rage

My exh calling the dds 'baby' in a stupid voice.

Lo as in little one