Alexa is a see you next Tuesday.

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I just asked her to play some Lewis Capaldi after a nice relaxing bath.

She said "playing Lewis Capaldi from BitterSweets Spotify"

What she actually played is the tulips song from Insidious and my blood has run cold.

I've only had one for three days and now I don't want it anymore.

Help.

I don't know those songs but know about the frustration. I hate Alexa - often tell her to "naff orff".

"Alexa, miaow" keep repeating miaow.

Your mind will be changed.

Ugh. Hate that movie. I would chuck it OP

Mine is great, but then it’s not possessed like yours. Did you happen to catch a glimpse of a small figure in a sailor suit running around? Maybe she was trying to warn you?

Can you make Alexa randomly miaow on and off? I could have some fun here.

pooopy miaow skill is fantastic! Thank you! 🐈 I’m sat here miaowing at it like a loon

I'm too scared to ask Alexa to do anything now for fear that she will play some more Satan songs... Or worse.

This is like the possessed furby of 1999 all. Over again!