Classic book titles for lockdown

[PuddleglumtheMarshWiggle]

Been looking at my bookshelves and wondering how these stories would be 're-written for the current situation. So far, I've come up with

Alice in quarantine
Love in a time of coronavirus
A tale of two covids
Five stay at home
Malory Towers go online
Pride and PPE

Any more suggestions?

Little Women Self Isolate
Watership Lockdown
A Hand Sanitiser Maid's Tale
Brideshead Unvisited
Sherlock Holmes Delivery
The Old Curiosity Shopping Slot

The Man in the Surgical Mask
Covid-1984
Women in Gloves
Covid Copperfield

Covid 19...84

What Katy didn't do
5 weeks of solitude
Not gone with the wind

Great Expectorations
Middlemarch Until God Knows When
Catch 19

The lion, the witch and the wardrobe: tales of a strange isolation by Lucy pevensie

Love these!
I'm noticing how many of these were posted on the middle of the night

The Prisoner of Covid.

Little viruses everywhere

Lockdown and Not Out in Paris and London

Prince Gaspian

Anna Koronona

And anything by Virus Murdoch!

Catcher in the back garden.
No expectations.
To kill a mocking husband.
Mary Shelley's Quarantein

Knickerless Nicolby (why bother getting dressed?)
Very, Very Far From The Madding Crowd
Bridget Jones' Isolation Diary
The Man In The PPE mask
Around The Lounge In 80 Days
Love In A Covid Climate
Fear And Covid In Las Vegas

I Capture The Kitchen

Wuthering Lows

Extremely Cold Comfort Farm

Hitchhikers Guide to the Garden

Not Very Brave New World

Bleaker House

The Pillars of the Greenhouse

We’re Not Going On A Bear Hunt
Topsy and Tim zoom their Grandmother