I think it’s time for another wtf is this Wish thread

[FlyingFlamingo]

And here is my contribution to start things off...

What are they? Kitty thumb screws? Some sort of manicure device? Instruments? Even the cat is thinking wtf

Is it tapdancing shoes?
So as to keep up with the "little mouse with clogs on (well I declare)"?

Does it somehow give them a massage with the heart bit as they groom?

It's not some horrible de-clawing thing is it?

I give you giant pigs trotter pillow (hopefully pic will attach...)

The heart bit looks like a screw for securing it?

Good shout on the tap dancing shoes! I hadn’t considered that possibility

That pig trotter is so shiny (and also terrifying)

I love looking at the things that pop up. Don't have any good one to share right now

Who wouldn't want to put a blob inside their belly button to remove dampness-evil?

Ooh I have been looking for something to remove my dampness evil.

I hope no one is suggesting that I have dampness evil? Because I most certainly do not!

The chat between my husband and I on messenger is just screenshots of weird shit from wish ads, including the cat things (what the hell are they!)

Anyone hacks our messages they gonna think we’re really weird!

This might help! 😂

Those would not be safe for my cat-she would eat my face off if I tried to put those on her

I think the paw covers are for giving your cat pills, easier to wrap them in a towel mind.

Surely getting the bloody things on would be as traumatic as the pill giving?

A pigeon holder ?

Useful for when you pack up your pigeon for lunch on the go

The pigeon holder

I mean, I know exactly WHAT the fuck they are, the question is more... Why?!

Where do you find all this amazing treasure?? 😂 clearly the man tights are a winner. Must get DH some immediately.

How would you get those things on a cat? Does it come with a shed load of catnip? How could they walk? How many of your shoes would they poo in for punishment?

So many questions!

My offering, behold...

Oh, and...

Crying with laughter at this thread 😂😂

I’ve never seen one of these threads (how?!) but my good...that belly button thing??? And the poster saying they’ve been looking for something to remove their dampness-evil??? 🤣 I needed a good laugh! Thank you!!