During the War...

[MitziK]

That's what Uncle Albert used to say in Only Fools and Horses.

DP has started doing similar - 'When I had hair...' a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away

What are the versions you use/hear regularly?

Mine would probably be something like 'Back in the Dark Ages...'

When we used to go out...

When I am old and doddery I will bore my grandchildren with stories that begin "during the lockdown..."

I will then make up the wildest bullshit I can think of.

"During the lockdown we all had to fatten up our eldest child just in case..."

"During the lockdown we burned effigies of Carol Baskin to try and appease the gods so that they would end the plague..."

"During the lockdown we used toilet roll and hand sanitiser as currency, three squirts to the sheet and you could buy a two bed semi for a nine pack of Andrex..."

Have you seen what Katie Hopkins, piers Morgan have said now....followed by random crap

@zonedoutallnight

This one time at band camp...