Need a distraction, these always make me laugh. I posted about mine at the time but here it is again.
I love crispy duck but DH doesn't like it so I don't have it often. Had one in the freezer for ages so when he was working away one day I planned to have it for tea. Just a massive crispy duck, pancakes, spring onions and cucumber. Realised I had no cucumber so ran to the shop, and as I was leaving the shop bumped into a colleague. Exchanged hellos and she asked did I have any plans that evening. I told her DH was working away so I was treating myself, then WAVED THE FUCKING CUCUMBER IN THE AIR. Her face went 
I was mortified and stuttered over my explanation before shuffling back to the car
Work the next day wasn't awkward at all...