Ronaldo, Zidane and James McFadden get to the pearly gates and God says to Ronaldo "my child why do you think you should sit by my side" and he says "well i have worked hard all my live and challenged myself every day to be the best" God says "okay youcan come in". He says to Zidane "my child why do you think you should sit by my side" and he says "cause I became a role model for young kids to try harder" and he says "very well you may come in". God says to James McFadden "why do you think you should be here" and James says "I think you'll find your sitting on my chair"
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