Ask boris

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So it's very rare you get a private voice with the prime minister, and we're here to offer that.

He's voice is a bit shaky due to current frailties but he can give thumbs up, down or middling.

Let boris solve your dilemmas

Boris, it's wonderful to have the opportunity to speak to you and I do hope you continue to make a good recovery from your recent bout of coronavirus. Congratulations on such decisive leadership in demonstrating the benefits of herd immunity.

My dilemma relates to the crunchie bars hidden in my bedside table drawer. The thing is I've got 3 left.. there were only 4 in the first place. We're in lockdown so its not like I can just pop down to the supermarket for more .. but I did buy them for the whole family however, I think I'm the only one who knows about them (except yuou and all of mumsnet)...

Is it OK to keep them to myself please?

Boris gives a great thumbs up.

Carrie loves a crunchie, one day he'll be well enough to share.

Hi Boris. You really are on the mend aren’t you? (assuming that’s a recent picture)

My nan says you don’t care about the gap between the ‘haves’ and the ‘have nots’. She thinks you and your mates want the gap to widen and widen.

I have a feeling that you want the riff-raff to do well, so that money will flood into the coffers to compensate for the last few years of mismanagement hard times.

Which is it?

How many children do you have?

@Bringmesunshine he only has one thumb! How can he indicate how many children there are?

Will you find the nhs now? Or conveniently forget about it?

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Will you be on the new spitting image and what do you think of it ?

Sorry doctor ordered a lie in, but hes up suited and booted for another day as head honcho of the political magic 8 ball.

Swimlyn -yes. No bluster there and clear as mud.

Bring - rapid thumbs up. Number of children or nervous tick?

Crymb - no. Difficult to know if he's answering first if second question. But he was gesticulating confidently.

Betty - yes and yes. Slight smirk to his plastery features.