Zombies

[Bottletopsx]

I would rather have zombies or aliens than this fucking virus. At least you can see them coming!

Walking dead ones though, not world war z ones. Too fast!

Agreed! Although only slow zombies.
rule no1 cardio

True

Zombies would be fine, they're not allowed within 2m of us.
Aliens could still beeam us up presumably.

I would not mind being beamed up as probably no CV

Raj-Singh manoeuvre!

Yeah, then the thousands of hours my ds has spent on Minecraft and Terraria would be useful.

slow zombies, they can't come in groups of more than 2 either so, easy target.

The aliens would have too much clever shit and it would hurt my brain after so long at home to pre-empt them.

Would we allow zombie only shopping hour between 8-9
In the meat aisles Only obvs

I'd love zombies , I've watched far more of all the walking dead franchises than a woman of my age should ever admit. In my head I would be tough as hell, supportive and caring when I needed to be, and have an amazing brooding look that I would team with a perfectly pitched pair of brown leather trousers and that perfectly fitted white t shirt that somehow looks even better after a knock down drag out fight with a zombie (plus perfectly tousled hair....realistic yet still attractive)

Of course in reality I'd probably be eaten in the first ten minutes whilst in my bunny onesie but a girl can dream!