ANYONE ACTIVE?!

[KarenQuinn]

Bored out my nut. Reply with a mum fact

What the fuck is a mum fact?

Elephants can't hop

Where am I?

On your phone.

What am I about to do?

I don’t know what a mum fact is!

This place has gone to the dogs

Woof woof

Active in what way, what does that mean?

You can't yawn and sneeze at the same time.

If a giraffe drank a cup of coffee it would be cold by the time it reached its stomach

Welsh for carrot is moron

Leonardo Da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

I have no idea what Mum facts are. But we used to write a 'random fact of the day' on the board at work. Sadly I have forgotten most of them

Kangaroo females have three vaginas

You cant lick your elbow. Well I certainly cant cause I just tried.

Mum fact: American's actually spell mom correctly, not us. mom=shortening of mOther

The etymology of mum is that it seems to derive from mammy which came from mamma

a word used especially by children and infants, 1570s, representing the native form of the reduplication of *ma- that is nearly universal among the Indo-European languages (Greek mamme "mother, grandmother," Latin mamma, Persian mama, Russian and Lithuanian mama "mother," German Muhme "mother's sister," French maman, Welsh mam "mother").

It's not an abbreviation of "mother"

If someone asks for a mum fact, I do my best to oblige.

@Neveranynamesleft I know someone who can lick her elbow. So it is possible. But rare. However I believe it is impossible to kiss your elbow (although why anyone would want to is beyond me - the same could be said for licking it)

Yes that's what I meant..kiss. i knew it was something like that ! Bet she cant lick her eyebrows tho

Me: makes a weird face

Mum: if the wind changes, your face will stay that way

Is that what you meant?

So thats what happened to me

Do you like the name Monzo?

For what ? Son ? Dog ?

Monzo? Well, I suppose Lloyd and Barclay are names but I'd steer clear of one that rhymed with Gonzo.