Order one thing to your door...

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Right now. Thing not person, what would you have?

Pizza and garlic bread

Tesco or Aldi dark chocolate digestives

A fish supper from the blue lagoon. A side of pickles, gherkins and a bottle of Robertson of springwells red cola.

A bottle of Bruce clicquot and some red pepper and sweet chilli crisps

Hahaha Bruce . Veuve. And tyerells crisps

A huge tub of fresh cockles with lemon and vinegar 🤤

Nandos. My god I would give up all the food in my cupboards for one fresh hot nandos meal

A chiropractor or at the very least a sports masseuse, to snap me into shape 🤤

Ideally they'd have a homemade apple and rhubarb crumble with fresh custard in their bag too

Aw man, I clearly missed the not a person memo

A big juicy cheeseburger, fries and a hot fudge sundae.

Sauvignon Blanc

Chinese crispy duck and pancakes

Some plants to cheer up my garden it’s so sad there’s supposedly garden centres full of plants that’ll just die off

A cross trainer

Grand Big Mac, fries, cheese melts and N Apple pie.

Books.

Wine. Lots of wine.

Wine.

A packet of Tesco's own bacon frazzles things.

The air-con I've desperately needed for years. Because it looks like this year I can't escape the flat.

As it's imaginary......
Alcohol that gets your drunk but is fine in pregnancy

Not being able to drink in a lockdown is a bastard.

Wine. I’m meeting up with friends for drinks over Skype tomorrow night and have no wine in. I need bread and milk too so going to brave the supermarket but really wish I didn’t have to.

A campervan 🚐

I don't want stuff to come to the door, I want stuff to leave. I've got things ready for the charity shop, the recycling centre, Gumtree, then the glass recycling pickup got cancelled and now the garden waste pickup is cancelled too!

A free peloton bike 😁 and also maybe someone to ride it for me