I dream of a house on the edge of a village. To the north are hills / mountains (beyond the expansive garden of course). To the east is a wooded area with a small stream one that doesn't flood where primroses grow in the springtime. To the south is the sea, with views of distant islands. To the west is the village, within walking distance and with a large enough shop(s) that we can always get veg, milk etc.
In the garden is a veg plot and polytunnel, maybe some ducks, and a secluded sanctuary space for meditation / yoga. Enough space for parking obviously, and a shed for dh's rubbish.
Inside an L-shaped lounge / diner / kitchen so you can sit in the lounge and not see the washing up, but can flow from space to space. A snug, lined with books. An accessible downstairs bedroom / dressing room / shower room (huge shower room) for when I get old. The shower room would look out onto the secluded woodland so I could shower with squirrels, deer, birds...
Upstairs a couple of guest bedrooms and a bathroom. And an office where I can send dh.
There would have to be a utility room by the kitchen.
Strangely enough despite years of looking I've not yet found it on any house sale website. tbh I think I'd be gutted if I did because I'd never be able to afford it. In my sleepless 4am moments I design the layout and the décor...