Help finding a song

[LittleMachine]

I'm trying to remember a song that I'm pretty sure I found out about on here. Not a well known song, I don't think.

It's a song about raising a toddler, and has lyrics like 'she throws her toast at my head'...it's sung from the point of view of a stage actress and sounds like it's from a musical, but I don't actually think it is. It has the child's name in, but I can't remember what that is. Sorry, I know this is really vague but I'm sure it was on here I heard about it and now it's annoying me 😂 Any ideas?

I can remember a comedienne on bgt last year doing a song she wrote about having a toddler - is that what you're thinking of?

I think it was in the auditions

I don't think so, I think it would have been way before that that I heard it, and I don't watch BGT..but I'll try and find it and see if it was the song 🤔