What are your most secret secrets?

[Nobodysolvesaproblemlikemaria]

I’ve name changed as I’m sure a lot of others will. I’ll start... I once threw a poo out a window at a man’s house like the woman who went viral after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.

I never graduated from school. I moved out at 18 so was able to hide it. Gave fake results to my parents. I was suffering badly with agoraphobia and didn't tell anyone. My mother is a terrorist and would have made my life hell so I lied.

I started my own business and I'm a self made millionaire but nobody knows I've not sat any final exams.

I once sneezed in my hand and laughed til I cried when the dog licked the hand-booger before I could wash it off.

I also once broke a beautiful vase of MIL's that was terribly expensive and let DS2 (who was a toddler) take the blame because she loved him so much she'd never have told him off but would have set me on fire had I admitted to it.