Shock

[SilverySurfer]

I'm on the computer at my desk when suddenly there was a thump on my patio door. There stood two hefty policemen in my garden. I open the door a crack thinking how did they find me - they must be here to tell me off for being out on my mobility scooter on Monday (necessary surgery visit) but no, they are at the wrong house!

Heart is thumping, if the virus doesn't get me a heart attack will.

Oh blimey - that must have made you jump! Not quite comparable but I've just very nearly shat myself because everyone including the dog is indoors and I heard three distinct taps on the patio doors right next to my desk. It was a bumble bee!

Did you look out the window to see which house was the correct one, just out of interest? 😁

I would have had to 'dust' my window with it ajar just as they left

OMG spiderlight it must be a monster bumble bee to make a noise you could hear! Did you let it in?

I know who they were looking for Zoe because this is the fourth time they have come to the wrong address but the other three times they rang my front doorbell - once at 5.30am! I don't know if police are getting dimmer but they walked past the door they wanted which is down the side of the house, to reach my garden. The woman who lives upstairs is lovely but I suspect they were after her probably not so lovely young son.

Maybe next time MowzersAsleep

@SilverySurfer It was mahoosive - genuinely the size of a fuzzy cherry tomato! I didn't let it in because it hadn't washed its hands.