I am the most gassy and stinky I have ever been. I'm seriously considering buying a hazmat suit and locking myself in it. Seriously, it will not go and hasn't since around week 8 of pregnancy. As soon as it's released I reinflate! My diet is and always has been healthy, a good and not extreme level of fibre, so it's not that it's definitely the baby.
DP is finding it amusing now but I'm concerned that by the time the baby arrives I will have blown him away.
Please tell me I'm not alone! Although I should be, frankly, for everyone's wellbeing.