Does anybody know where I can get a sweary necklace by Friday?

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My lovely sweary friend is turning 40 this week and I really wanted to get her a fuck themed necklace for her birthday. I’ve seen some beauties on Etsy but none of them are coming from the U.K. so wouldn’t be available on time. These are 2 I like, one would take a month to arrive and the other is £195! I was thinking of maybe £30 max. If anyone has any suggestions it’d be much appreciated

Where would she possibly wear it??? I'm a great fan of swearing but wouldn't wear something like that

www.etsy.com/uk/listing/770762731/live-laugh-loveacrylic-necklace-acrylic

Sorry op just realised you mentioned Etsy already.

How about

www.mynamenecklace.co.uk/Product.aspx?p=2710

Fuck Off necklace on Amazon.

www.amazon.co.uk/Gleamart-Inspirational-Bracelet-Stainless-Engraved/dp/B07Q6NBQ48/ref=mp_s_a_1_17?dchild=1&keywords=Fuck+necklace&tag=mumsnetforu03-21&qid=1583788703&sr=8-17

Swearing but its hidden so a bit more wearable?

not as classy but quite cute...

Try Stoked Crafts on Etsy, she does amazing sweary earrings too! Resin so reasonable prices 🥰 I have a couple of her pieces (one necklace, one decoration) and I love them!

www.amazon.co.uk/Story-Collection-Horizontal-Inspirational-Engraved/dp/B083Y4FMFS/ref=mp_s_a_1_38?dchild=1&keywords=Fuck+necklace&tag=mumsnetforu03-21&qid=1583788957&sr=8-38

Could you do something like this?

m.mynamenecklace.co.uk/Product.aspx?p=3665&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=&utm_content=&utm_term=&smt=&sliceTag=50437148547&tid=pla-644541326586&pid=110-01-1792-04&genseg=&dy=&gclsrc=aw.ds&&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIk-XFiauO6AIVhbHtCh23Eg8DEAQYAiABEgIkgfD_BwE

God, I swear with the best of them but I wouldn’t wear something like that in a fit, it’s awful.

www.amazon.co.uk/Hiistaring-Adjustable-Bracelets-Inspirational-Friendship/dp/B0829J9T3N/ref=sr_1_2_sspa?rnid=419157031&s=jewelry&crid=2VC0K2NMS2ZVN&keywords=morse%2Bcode%2Bbracelets&rps=1&sprefix=Morse%2B%2Cjewelry%2C141&th=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUExQ0dJSlpLRkJZSkVKJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwMTA3MTUzMjlNUDY4NUM0RkJMUiZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUExMDM0NDg5M1VBRFVYOVdLT0JFUyZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX2F0ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU&tag=mumsnetforu03-21&qid=1583789853&refinements=p_76%3A419158031&sr=1-2-spons

Fuck Off in morse code with Prime delivery?

Is she going to have a party with sweary bunting?

True Rocks

www.truerocks.com/wp/

Not on the High Street?

Thanks for all the great suggestions! @Racheyg I nearly bought that one but it’s just a bit too big. I’m thinking it needs to be reasonably discreet if she’s actually going to wear it. In all honesty though, I have a very similar necklace and I hardly ever wear it and when I do it’s generally tucked in my top.
I think I may have to go for these morse code one. Thanks @SavoyCabbage.

Tatty Devine. Call them and see what they can do re delivery

Not a necklace, but I happen to know that my (frankly fantastic) DS has bought me a bracelet for Mother's Day that says "fuck off" in morse code. I picture everyone thinking it says something profound like "best mum" or "I love you"" I'm only sorry I saw the Amazon notification so it won't be a surprise

I'm thrilled I've raised such a sensitive and thoughtful child.

Oh, yes, that one that savoy mentioned