'Frozen foof'

[theThreeofWeevils]

A friend, whom I know also visits mumsnet, did an inspired typo to me today. 'It's not frozen foof', she said.(in a culinary context)
Is that what you get from running around without your drawers on, or is it sudden cessation of any sexual interest whatsoever regarding the immediately available sexual partner?
Any stories of forzen foofery?

No, that’s what you get if you’ve ever used Durex Tingle lube.

Durex Tingle lube
Noted, BalanchineBallet, and thank you for the warning. [winces]

I am going to ask @MNHQ to move this to Chat, which is where I thought I had posted it.

Thought maybe it was if you some how slept funny and blocked the blood supply. Like a dead arm, but well....frozen foof?

We're just moving this thread over to chat for the OP.

Is that when it's so cold outside you're peeing ice cubes?

Hadn't thought of that, Panic. And now I have I wish I hadn't. brrrrr!
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It is what happens to me when I think about Boris Johnson reproducing.