Favourite sayings.

[Geekster1963]

I heard this one yesterday, ‘I’m as confused as a chameleon in a bag of skittles’. It made me

Haha I love that one, it's funny!
My grandad used to say "well I'll go to the foot of our stairs" on hearing something unbelievable.

"That's smaller than a gnats cock".

Tight as a gnat's chuff

Not my circus not my monkeys. I find it fits a lot of situations. That and ‘smile and wave boys’.