Primark selling Penis Beakers

[StarStarTeachMe]

Em...

Almost as fun as the ‘growler’ cosies I found for sale in Canada.

😂

A cheap laugh, but it made me giggle. "Hand wash only"

Yeah but how long (tall?) is it? Will it accommodate "mickey"s of varying sizes? If not, then it's just a wannabe item riding on the back of an ancient MN lore

I can’t believe people didn’t know ‘mickey’ meant penis.
That’s hilarious OP.
My mother would say “You’re making a pigs mickey of that!” if we were doing something not up to her standards. She still does say it.
Zip your mickey is a classic.